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Roscoe's House of Chicken 'N Waffles 

an American soul food restaurant chain that operates seven locations in the Los Angeles metropolitan area
On March 29, 2016, Roscoe's House of Chicken 'N Waffles filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy

Deep Fried Chicken 

Burst a chicken

A compliment of a persons butt.

The phrase “her ass is so firm, you could crack an egg on it”, “burst a chicken” is a far for exaggerated version of “crack an egg
Damn, her ass so good, you could burst a chicken on it

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road 

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

Im the coolestman that chicken wing 

Someone saying that there cool and that chicken wing
Guys the chicken wings were a prank Im the coolestman that chicken wing