ur mom

fat

To get Chrome’s highest level of security, put ur mom on the front door

by ghost_speedrun January 5, 2022

Your mom

The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers

Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny

by Theredjoker January 24, 2022

Soccer Mom

A person who usually has big hair cuts, Typically named lexi hale

That Girl is definitely a soccer mom

by ElementDIc October 17, 2018

mom finger

It's exactly what it sounds like. Wrong.

Don't make me mom finger you

by Triggstp April 19, 2017

Dinis mom

The sexiest women know to man if u fuck her I get 10 years of good look

Dinis mom

by Fifthraptor2005 October 5, 2019

ur mom

Somebody i really love.

"Hm what's your type?"
"ur mom<3"

by i swear im not a simp. November 22, 2021

Michael's mom

Michael's mom sucks angel up with energy drinks at the tip she always blows smoke out her butt she goes to Jackson and blows for the low 😉

Michael's mom sucked my shrimp dick in the back of Ali store

by anonymous November 13, 2021