mind jack

When a show you're watching is so good it's the equivalent of your mind masturbating. A mind jack. (From the verb 'to jack off)

I don't know how Ugly Betty and Lost manage it, but every week when I'm watching...It's just a mind jack.

by Jake White August 5, 2009

Jacking Wylder

A wild masturbating competition between two friends that often leads to frisky sexual favours

Bro 1: Hey bro, you wanna pull a jacking Wylder after work?

Bro 2: YES OF COURSE, but it could get frisky…..
Bro 1: it wouldn’t be a jacking Wylder if it doesn’t get frisky;)

by GoonerproAids June 6, 2025

Jack

Sexy man big pp small feet big meat.

Jack pp big

by Burger Man Foot Cheese July 18, 2020

Jack

Best salesman you will ever meet huge cock and his friends all have small penises who work in SA

I just heard that guy on the phone he’s a real jack look at his buldge

by Bestbelleralive November 23, 2021

Jack up

Grow up or act mature.

If someone does something stupid or dumb you tell me to jack up

by Citygirlsassemble May 29, 2022

jack stackman

A big motherfucker

Dude Jack Stackman defs on the roids

by KSDBiuauwgru; November 17, 2020

Nasty Jack

After asking your partner if you can unload on their face, get them close close their eyes and instead of nutting, toss a saucepan of near boiling diarrhea (or an emptied colostomy bag) all over their face instead.

Melvin was livid after Big Bob gave his sister a Nasty Jack, especially on her Communion Day!

by Red monster boy January 20, 2024