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Cum cum

Bro I cum cummed last night, it was crazy
by WaffleBoi111 January 20, 2022
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Cum

My answer: The white sticky stuff that comes out of your penis when you're going through puberty and see a hot girl online and decide to get rock hard once you realize you can finally prematurely cum. Informational answer: Cum is another term used to describe semen or jizz{Fancier term}, the texture of cum is white or clear depending if you have fully matured yet, and it is sticky like glue, cum can be made by masterbating until you eject cum out of your penis, the purpose for cum is to impregnate a woman once the cum reaches in the vagina so it can begin to look for the egg to fertilize and turn into a fetus and then a baby, cum is produced by every male to then be ejected by a long caused erection of the penis, cum is the reason you came to be who you are out of like 1 trillion+ people who did not and never will get the chance to live a day on this earth as you were the lucky and special one to make it out alive of the race of time, cum is why we have ever existed, cum is the one and only thing that made it possible for you to live, congrats adventurer, you made it, you're here, you will always be here on earth, you are so special...
(12y.o Timmy): Omg that girl looks so fucking hot, I'm going to jerk of to her, {30 seconds later}. Holly shit I'm gonna cuuuuumCum goes all over the place I FUCKING DID IT!.
(18y.o Timmy): I'ma watch some porn and jerk off to it.{1minute later}. Gotta keep trying,{Another fucking minute later} ALRIGHT, IMA BUSTTTTT!!!Cumshots all over the floor, FUCK YEAH!
by Gayblackfootedcat080 August 2, 2023
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cum harassment

when you repeatedly give your partner blue balls.
she didn’t let me cum again, this is cum harassment!
by i_need_a_life July 26, 2020
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Cum cocking

The Act of rigging a shotgun to blast either you in the skull or your cock/balls via string trap. It may include the premeditated acts of contacting someone to enter the room instantly activating the trap blasting your privates/ Dome whilst fully naked. It is an act of intense humiliation and self sacrifice for pleasure.
Please im mentally ill im so close to just cum cocking myself into oblivion
by A Human TrashCan October 18, 2025
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Cum

What comes out of me when my crush starts touching me in the middle of history class.
"omg kaylee he started rubbing my thigh really high and i swear i was finna cum"
by ASHKAIT!#! November 10, 2021
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cum

some consistency that comes out of you when you have sex
girl: did you cum after yall hit?

girl 2: you all ready know it was white and sticky
by kysmaterialgirl:) February 17, 2022
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daddy cum

When your dad accidently cums in your mom and makes another child
Wow, I cannot believe this; you have daddy cummed in me and it made another child
by TheWordInnovater May 31, 2022
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