Cum deaf

The act of getting semen in your ear to the point it makes you temporarily deaf;

When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.
Cum deafness is a real concern to adult film stars, especially bukkake actors.

Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.
by Capt. AhSSome January 18, 2023
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Cum Tongue

A disease where all the saliva in your mouth starts to have the texture and taste of cum nobody knows why it is caused but people guess it is from excessive oral sex
I can't go to work because I caught a case of the cum tongue.
by Bigguy55 November 18, 2021
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E-Cum

A tall mysterious man who believes that having a small dick is a red flag. He wouldn’t know because h is hanging dong
Bryan: Man that guy is fine he’s so tall and sexy
Anthony: Yea but he isn’t an E-Cum so it doesn’t matter.
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penis cum

i would like to penis cum you
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A-Cum

¹Someone who is obsessive over cum. ²Someone that's a cum.
See that guy over there, he's an a-cum.

I heard he is obessieve over his girlfriend's cum, and can't get enough of her cum.
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A-Cum

¹Someone who is obsessive over cum. ²Someone that's known to be a cum.
See that guy over there, I heard he was 'A-Cum'

Rumour has it, I can't get over how much of a-cum he is. He is such a doorknob at times
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Nigger cum

Another word for oil and other sticky black substances
Person 1: oh shit that oil tanker just blew up
Person 2. Dont you mean that nigger cum tanker?
by randombullshit99 January 20, 2024
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