dick cheese

smells like gabe

dick cheese smells like gabe

by heyy :))) December 20, 2020

Basildon cheese

When you make a thing up to win points in a word game, hoping your friends don't realise it doesn't exist.

"oh have you not heard of Basildon cheese? It's a local delicacy"

by bigdave3 December 20, 2020

Dick Cheese

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.

Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah

by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020

Stretchy Cheese

What people do when they eat meat lovers pizza together and do butt stuff

Rl enjoys stretchy cheese in a sexual manner

by Jimmythedog December 23, 2020

Cheese Move

What you say when you desire a block of cheese to move out of the way.

Me: You’re blocking the way cheese. Cheese move, cmon!

Cheese: ...

by BillyBobJoe20 December 27, 2020

CHEESE PIZZA

When it's really long and stringy

Kheira gave him that cheese pizza

by Harleigh Romero January 1, 2021

Cock Cheese

What your mother puts on her bagels for breakfast.

This morning, after banging all night, I offered your mom some cream cheese or butter for her bagel. She said "no thanks, I prefer cock cheese", and scraped some off my unit.

by That Dude Who Knows January 2, 2021