ur mom

a milf who everyone in the world has fucked

it’s a hot thing that that i will make split up with your dad for me,that also gets fucked a lot,ur mom

by hotterthanurmom October 31, 2021

Mikaela’s Mom

Sexy, beautiful, stunning, gorgeous, lovable, funny, perfect. Only Mikaela could have a mom so great

Guy 1: She is BHAD
Guy 2: That’s because she’s Mikaela’s mom!

by Secsiboy January 24, 2023

Mom

Doesnt give a shit if she ruined your birthday by not getting a game she told you she would get for your birthday and then acts like your the asshole when you get mad at her for only buying you shirts instead.

Me:why the fuck did you only buy me two shirts and a football when you told me you were getting me a game.

Mom: because that game was to violent you will just have two years until your 17

Me: bitch i can handle it im fuckin 15

by Lodgan slayer December 8, 2018

Ur mom is green

An insult I cannot explain. I learned it and still don't get it.

Green is not a bad colour.

Search it up on google.

Cot: "Ur mom is green and she hates you."
Kith: *Kicks Cot*

by RamieTheDuck April 5, 2022

decent mom

A mom that doesn't strive for perfection but tries to do a good enough job

I wouldn't say she's amazing, but she's a decent mom.

by Bia1024 February 20, 2017

ur mom

a maternal insult that use used daily by everybody you know

ur mom is gay

by idk what to put here tbh November 13, 2022

Ice Cream Mom

A mom, similar to a deadbeat dad, who doesn’t pay child support and doesn’t participate in any of the actual parenting of her kids.

His ex is such an Ice Cream Mom, that bitch only takes her kids when she can see a movie and then she makes HIM pay for it!

by Swanky85 May 6, 2018