Ass face

someone who sticks the head between there legs and licks there ass crack. You can tell usally who these peaple are because like scanky hores that suck dick,(on the girls lips theres jizz) you can see crusties on there lips. ASS FACE

im a dumbass that cant come up with a good defonition for something as dumb as ass face. ASS FACE

by the evilleprican August 29, 2003

turtle face

The appropriate insult for somone who is such a dickhead that they make posts or define words under somone else's name.

Look at phi's definitions of pup, fo eva, and slutbag. Phi did not write those, it was some turtle face.

by phi December 4, 2004

Mayonnaise Face

someone who is that of the consistency of mayonnaise.

Arman is a mayonnaise face!

by arman the mayo face October 17, 2008

shit-faced

the art of scat (defecating on ones face)

paul got shit-faced when he stayed at dawgs

by rahxx May 4, 2005

Face Mob

Face Mob: The face mob is a click or group of men that go around and recieve oral sex from females. One might call it getting face.

What up mang? You in the Mob? What Mob? The Face Mob we always do our job! Let s go find us some chicken heads and get a brain sandwich!

by Gordok November 11, 2007

resting asshole face

A person, usually a boy, who naturally looks mean when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.

Nah, he's just got a resting asshole face, he's actually really cool

by fettfri_skyr September 17, 2015

deface her face

The act of humiliating a girl by ejaculating on her face and having her sit with it on her face until the sexual component has left, and the situation turns to humiliation. As she sits there it's imperative she cannot wipe it off. During this time you ask her questions about how she feels and whats going through her head. By this time you will see the mental breakdown begin.

I totally want to deface her face. I think she wouldnt be as stuck up if she had a load or two on her face and i had her ponder why she is a whore.

by reggie knowles September 30, 2006