Penis navidad

When you want to wish your dick a merry christmas

On christmas eve, he was going to wish his dick "Penis Navidad"

by skibidiohiofortniterizz December 22, 2024

Penis Shaman

A penis shaman is a man who lives in a van, sometimes can be seen at Sex Ed courses, and he begs to see your penis. They are known to try to take you to their van and look at your penis. They also have the ability to tell you if your penis can turn a lesbian "correct" again (his words not mine). Be careful of the penis shaman. Their powers are few but he will sexually harass you to see your cock in public.

Joe: Hey, have you seen the penis shaman?
PENIS SHAMAN: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE IT! PULL IT DOWN! I'M GONNA PULL THEM DOWN! I NEED TO SEE YOUR COCK! PENIS PENIS PENIS! TAKE YOUR UNDERWEAR OFF I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OUTLINE! GET IT HARD I WANT TO SEE IT HARD! TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF! GET IN MY VAN! MY VAN IS OVER THERE! GET IN IT BUT YOU BETTER NOT HAVE ANYTHING COVERING YOUR MEMBER! It cannot turn lesbians correct. GET IN MY PENIS VAN I NEED TO INSPECT IT! PENIS! STOP THAT MAN HE'S TAKING MY RIGHT TO SEE COCK AWAY! COME BACK!

by greydotcom March 25, 2024

Macy with a penis

Jojo

Macy with a penis was supposed to have a cuchie

by Diggidy Wiggidy January 21, 2023

Stanford Penis Experiment

It is the Stanford Prison Experiment but instead of prisoners and guards they are just naked and fucking insano fucker mode. like absolutely sloppy sex. in the butt. fuckers and fuckees just going to town

Zanny: Why are you crying during sex?
Dach: I can’t stop thinking about the Stanford Penis Experiment it breaks my heart 💔

by peniscockman December 18, 2023

Penis

something to search for on urban dictionary when you have nothing better to do...

(sorry if i stole anyones joke, i used to see this but it might be deleted)

I'm bored, let me search for penis on urban dictionary

by byarandomdude_nexttoyou February 3, 2021

Kylers penis

It is a triangular shape with different dimensions on the surface it is a bout the size of ordinary pocket lint and smells like 5 different types of American cheese. it’s cum is the consistency Of Mexican black tar heroin

He is a very nice guy but I think he has Kylers penis

by The big Jew cheese August 23, 2018

Penis

Also refered to as a bottle, a pogo stick, skin flute, popsicle, lollipop, third leg, blowpop, gun, sword, fishes, drink, hot dog, wand, banana, baba and dada and mama and Gaga, and sizzle and bizzle, all agree not to play with 'slinky' it is the killer. so is the vagina. Not penis and vagina are poisonous fruits of tha loom-in-out-y. //: Look up cooties and vagina. Homo, bromo, broli, shebro, bick, boyfriend, girlfriend, doctor, family, then watch a cartoon?

They don't let me tell you things like that. I let them tell you through me, penis is for grown up children over 250 years old. That's 25 in adult years, and 500 in kid or baby years. Any mathematical work is a sign you are too old to penis. If you can't math, you're too young to penis. Holding hands is okay, snuggles are boy boy safe and girl girl safe unless they want to get you pregnant. Babysit no, play mom and or dad no. No is a headshake up then down double blink. Yes is sided shake <°•°> single blink(only for Conartists and criminals)(no feds allowed! Exceptance nothianswer. Cock is a male chicken hen, poultryfish. Not a toy.

Penis, might I borrow your pen-15?
No, I don't taco the same as you, broli.

by DeadgirlhagethatterlucyTjameso April 24, 2022