Mud Monkey

A massive, 5lb pile of shit sitting in your underwear, telling you to go back to diapers.

"Bob laid a big mud monkey in his underwear to cool off his asshole, after being brutally assaulted by his uncle."

by Cloud126 April 19, 2023

Monkey

Your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpa.

My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandpa was a monkey.

by WhoReallyAsked April 21, 2023

monkey tangle

“monkey tangle” is a term used when two african american beings indulge into entercourse of any kind.

white woman to african american man- “want to do a little monkey tangle?”
african american man- “you not my kind”

by Keith Herbenson April 23, 2023

Monkey

A phrase that refers to a darkly colored person, usually offensive

White person: HEY YOU MONKEY
Dark Person: Ooo Ooo Aaa Aaa

by SomeDarkHumorDude April 24, 2023

glenny da monkey

likes to tickle frogs and be very funny boy

glenny da monkey is my best friend

by your neighborly hackor April 24, 2023

Old School Monkey

When they're just actin sush.

Ana's acting like a straight old school monkey tonight.

by Giggamungis April 25, 2023

monkeys

dark animals who love kool-aid, watermelon and fried chicken if they dont get it they will become angry and aggressive they usually shoot people and do drugs they all have names like: Tyrone, Donqavious, Jamal etc

Tyrone: Yo my nigga you wanna eat chicken and do drugs again lets go beat up people too

Jamal: Of course my black nigga lets do that because thats the only thing we know how to do because we are monkeys

by george rizzington May 2, 2023