monkey playing a computer

Monkeys don't use computers there not smart. there stupid minds are stupid stupid stupid.

Mom I saw a monkey playing a computer. honey monkeys don't do that.

by please be appropriate March 6, 2020

Intercourse Monkey

An intercourse monkey is where you let monkeys into your room and they like to practice anal on you while you're sleeping.

"Hey John, bro last night my monkeys pulled an Intercourse Monkey on me!"

by Remy Gardner May 29, 2023

Monkey on her back

a difficult issue.

The monkey on her back is still the fact that she missed the competition the previous year.

by Arminkshipper July 9, 2024

Blood monkey

The good Old blood monkey is the sacred art of engaging in intercourse but with a slight twist startup in missionary and halfway through then when you're about to ejaculate jump up slit her stomach in half spilling her guts all over the bed jump onto her stomach and Splash the guts everywhere while peeing pooping and farting everywhere while making the sacred noises of the True Blood monkey when you have finished the ACT cut open her stomach and pour all the poo pee and blood into the stomach tyre knot ambitiously and most violently belt her corps with it this act should bring you to ejaculate and finally finish the Beautiful but old art of the blood monkey.

Should of seen it bro gave Mel the blood monkey it was great alot of mess to clean tho she won't leave now:/

by AGHHHHHHHH January 11, 2018

Monkey

A black ex slave

What the fuck are you I’m a monkey

by QsKBoT August 31, 2019

Monkey Feet

When the head is so good your toes curl like a monkey.

“Man that head was so good that bitch gave me Monkey Feet”

by Акула August 3, 2021

Monkey fucker

A man or a woman who believes in the theory of Evolution.
A man of woman who believed in the Monkey Pox virus.

Usually too preoccupied, to critically explain the world they inhabit.

A replaced for the

The monkey fucker was on his phone for the entire date.

by Wrapper of lies! August 8, 2022