Are you dumb in the head?

A savage rhetorical question to ask a person who has just said something so surprisingly, ridiculously, absolutely, incredible, astonishingly, inordinately, vitally, unbearably, dreadfully, shockingly, eminently, particularly, immeasurably, crucially, dumb that their stupidness blows your goddamn mind.

Him: "I know I was an awful boyfriend but I just wish we could get back together."
Me: "Are you dumb in the head?"

by purplemask July 6, 2021

Head Out The Sunroof

When a man is laying down and his “thing” is sticking out of his zipper.

I’ve got my head out the sunroof.

by WheezyCheeze August 3, 2022

Human Bubble Head

When enjoying a song, Chris Chrome turn into this Human Bubble Head, bopping his head and enjoying the sound. (ex: when listening to that new Digga D album NbN)
You can witness the bubble head every Sunday on the Classic Quest Reviews on Behind that Suit channel

Chris: Yo that's a BOP!!
he says while bopping his head left and right up and down, turning into a human bubble head instantly.

by brkfastcereals April 17, 2022

Greasy Square Head

A faggot who takes (or used to take) too many selfies for the average male, which is known to be very fucking gay. He is also known for having a very cubed head and having very greasy long hair. Can get so greasy to the point where you can cook McDonalds fries in it. Tasty right?

(working at McDonalds)

Greasy Square Head - Hey Joe, lets take a selfie with me, you and the deep frier!

Joe - Don't be a homo dude, you are the deep frier, You greasy square head!! Idiot...

by BaconEh September 23, 2016

I need head

Where someone wants to suck the soul out of someone's genital area

I need head for real, can you give me some?

by phtnwrld May 7, 2023

drive by road head

To give or receive road head while driving by an X's house.

Your X's house is up this way, how about some drive by road head?

by PFAT MIKE September 4, 2023

legend of turtle head

The condition where a turd is wishing to protrude from ones anus, but a restroom is not readily available and the long struggle ensues.

Aka brown snake playing peek-a-boo with your butt crack

Have you ever heard the legend of turtle head? It’s about to not be a legend.

by Caitiedyd December 2, 2017