Glass Shell syndrome

When a man has dealt with so much stress, from relationships, careers, friends etc. That he turns into an individual of bottled up psychotic rage, clearly unstable. So unstable in fact, that not even a women PMSing will dare to cross his temper. He will be calm at first, but certain things to nothing at all will set him off on a lethal rampage of death and destruction. The closest thing to a fucking werewolf a human can get.

My friend has been afflicted with "Glass Shell syndrome"... And now they are tracking him in the woods by huge footprints and claw marks.. and the blood trails...

by Errol101 December 27, 2011

Ben Kenobi syndrome

A syndrome affecting non-protagonist main characters in films, video games and books wherein said characters role is to teach and or aid the protagonist in their quest. BKS curses the afflicted to be doomed to sacrifice themselves for the sake of the protagonist.

Typical character traits include compassion, intelligence, wisdom and some specialised form of badassery.

Ben Kenobi suffers from a fatal case of Ben Kenobi syndrome in the Star Wars Episode IV. He spends the first half of the film rescuing luke sywalker from danger, teaching him the ways of the force. Unfortunately for Ben, he has become far to useful a character for luke to have around to save his arse. The BKS causes Ben to confront Darth Vader on the death (and die)to give Luke, han, chewie and the newly rescued leia time to escape the space station on the millenium falcon.

Characters afflicted by BKS includeBen Kenobi, Gandalf, dumbledore,

by carpe furcam September 11, 2012

Summer Nocturnality Syndrome

Behavior often characterized in people with a summer break where the individual would start sleeping five o' clock in the morning and wake up two in the afternoon, because they simply and quite frankly don't give a damn.

Also known as Circadian Rhythm Sleep Disorder in the real world where people still don't really give a damn.

Joe's (Summer Nocturnality Syndrome Patient) Typical Day:

Step 1: Wake up
Step 2: Eat dinner
Step 3: Sleep

Repeat.

by zebracanon June 26, 2010

Cranial - rectal syndrome

An advanced form of cognitive dissonance where a person's head is actually so far up their own ass that it reemerges from their own mouth thus creating a black hole of ignorance and hypocrisy devoid of reason or logic.

Trump supporters must suffer from cranial - rectal syndrome because they seem to not understand their own hypocrisy.

by Grimmnevil June 8, 2017

Big Chin Syndrome

A person that has a very ab-normal sized chin.
A condition that is very rare and cannot be cared for.
if you have this disease it may cause people to hate you, make you fat, causes the breasts to sag or penis to shrink, make you drool and can give you a lisp.

Remember this is a serious condition and should not be made into a joke. It can also be contagious so do not touch anyone with this disease. if you have touched someone with this disease you should consult you GP immediately.

Child 1:Whoa that kid has a huge chin hahahahahahaha what a dork

Child 2:you know, you shouldn't laugh that kid has big chin syndrome.

Child 1: but he/she doesn't have any friends

Child 2: thats a side effect of the disease

Child 1: Hate that, hahaha

by Dr. kornsbey November 7, 2010

John Wayne Syndrome

A state of mind of new gun owners which the individual perceives that they are the roughest, toughest, badass that walked the streets. Though in reality, they are just lonely people that have low self-esteems. Because without the gun they are nothing, nor have anything else to offer to society. In other words, they're just a pussy with a gun. Typically intelligent individuals will grow out of it within a few months to maybe a few years. However, the less intelligent tend to remain in that state of mind for almost their whole lives. This is more common in the older population than the younger.

It's obivous that person who owns that AR from Bushmaster still has the "John Wayne Syndrome." I can tell because of his lack of safe weapon handling and limited knowledge of firearms that is not with in the name of Bushmaster.

by Kram N July 18, 2011

Forum Fuckhead Syndrome

Where a person who speaks normally in real life, on the phone, on ventrilo or even msn turns into a fuckhead whenever they post on a forum.

'Hey man i made a post on the forums' - A
'what the hell did he ever do to you dude' - B
'what the hell did i ever do to him' - C
'dw he has forum fuckhead syndrome' - B

by Saucery November 16, 2009