bender tongue

When you do too much cocaine which results in a blistered, swollen tongue m.

I cant eat my fries because of my bender tongue.

by Queen bender tongue March 23, 2024

Cock Tonsils

A hyper-annoying or contemptible person; esp. one who continuously offers unsolicited advice, tries to involve themselves in other people's business, or just doesn't know when to shut up.

"Dude, my guidance counselor is being a major cock tonsils lately."

by the Chame-Loc'ster March 26, 2024

Wong-Tong Tigers

The Chinese basketball league that Ezekiel made up.

My lawyer said, "You need to stop playing for the Wong-Tong Tigers, and join the NBA again."

by the mohglester March 28, 2024

Spur Tongue

When a person is talking and their words don’t spare your feelings or are meant to hurt you with personal insults or ruthless truthfulness.

She cut him down with her spur tongue and destroyed his ego.

by Todd Dammit April 10, 2024

Spur Tongue

When a person is talking and their words don’t spare your feelings or are meant to hurt you with personal insults or ruthless truthfulness.

She cut him down with her spur tongue and destroyed his ego.

by Todd Dammit April 10, 2024

Spur Tongue

When a person is talking and their words don’t spare your feelings or are meant to hurt you with personal insults or ruthless truthfulness.

She cut him down with her spur tongue and destroyed his ego.

by Todd Dammit April 10, 2024

dingy tong

when you eat too much and you look super strong but your actually just fat

man 1:man I ate way to much last night
man 2:but you look like you just worked out
man 3:oh its a dingy tong

by BigBoyBen96 April 21, 2024