PENIS NIGHT

A night when the lads get together and sings along to “Resputin” while dancing around a fire doing the classic “Penis Dance”.

Ryan” Yo ribbie u sliding to penis night?”

Ribbie”fuck ya, I live penis night!”

by PENIS NIGHT January 29, 2024

Penis Fetus

What comes out when you pass a kidney stone.

Honey, I think I just passed a Penis Fetus! I feel so much better now.

by Joyful Journey July 1, 2023

Penis

This is a long object that you should shove in your-

“Oh he Has a Huge Penis”
“Let’s shove it in our-“

by anonymous February 20, 2022

Penis

Male genitals

When it gets hard and ready to combust it blows out white sticky stuff aka known as cum or semen btw it taste bitter and salty but yummy!

"heyyy girl, penis is sooooo goood!"

by Eteled's_cum November 23, 2021

quagmires penis

Inside 305 women and 23 kids and counting

Quagmires penis is very white after all that cum

by Shortbedtrucksareforpussys1 June 28, 2022

Kamikaze Penis

When a guy sends you a penis photo without warning on a social network or via text

Susan: 'Woah, I opened my inbox and there it was, kamikaze penis!'

Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'

by nlittle1011 March 18, 2014

Peni

Noun. for more than 1 penis. obviously this is incredibly important and very crucial information.

“wow. i’m gonna get some peni tonight!”
“what?”
“peni.”
“more than one penis?”

“yea. like octopi. more than one octopus.”

by that1.J April 30, 2022