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Grade A Nut

(1) An enthusiastic but insane person.

(2) One who is charismatic and engaging, but mentally incontinent.

(3) An aggressively foolish person.
He thinks that just because his roommate didn't clean up his belongings, he's justified in throwing them all in the trash! He's a "grade A nut"!
by BtotheBrown December 3, 2011
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deez nuts

knock knock. whos there? Candice. Candice who? CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOU MOUTH
by jwdigod November 28, 2021
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Cluster deep dive these nuts!

The exclamation shouted by an angry tech marketing droid when challenged.
You can cluster deep dive these nuts! you mother fucker
by MrPhilipsLikesGreaseV2 November 4, 2018
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Buckeye nut

When a native born Ohioan nuts (ejactulates) onto/in someone
"Hey bro. What happened last night with that chick?"
"We had a hella awesome one night stand."
"Did you Buckeye Nut her?"
"Hell yeah brother"
by TrueBornOhioian April 15, 2023
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chunky nuts

literally the fuckign most hottest sexiest with the fattest nuts and so attractive the ladies dfall in love wotiht him affetr sertign gus vaaaortatn n5ra krr and has lots fo sex and lesnstb stag srhuarhsj asrvbae va svsebabse se epnsi in ny myn outth
by chunkynuts9754 October 2, 2021
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Coco-Nut Milk

New-found slang to refer to semen. Other examples may include: Love nectar, dick juice, love honey, and cum.

It was masterfully created to fit both serious and comedic scenarios. If you’re trying to hide naughty words in front of children, you may use this as a substitute, AND if you’re just using this as a playful or ironic go between with you and your friends it also works well.

This pun is a play off of “coconut milk,” but instead places emphasis on the “nut” to add sexual implication.
“K-kyaaa Keith-kun~ what is this sticky mess coming out of my ochinchin??” “It’s... uh... coco-nut milk ewe”

“Haha! Yeah dude, she was totally sucking up my coco-nut milk like she was had a thirst from hell.”

(Child present in room) “And so yeah! I was totally going at it and then his... coco-nut milk got everywhere.”
by xXDickloverXx February 1, 2018
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BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy
by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021
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