magic bean juice

Caffeinated Coffee if it’s decaf, it’s not magic.

Drinking magic bean juice keeps me in a good mood and also keeps intrusive thoughts away.

by WolfPoet December 17, 2023

Catch-Up Juice

Introducing Catch-Up Juice – the elixir that transforms you from office square to party legend faster than a "What's a sober Monday?" quip. Catch Up Juice is often an Eastern European clear spirit, probably brought back as a souvenir from a drunken stag weekend. This mystical potion is the secret handshake of the after-work crew, syncing you with their legendary inebriation levels.
Picture this: You're stuck in the office, crunching numbers, while friends indulge in a marathon "Sess". Fear not, Catch Up Juice salvages your party rep. Breeze in after a day of adulting, hoist your Catch-Up Juice, and witness colleagues marvel at your dance moves and laughs at questionable jokes. It's a liquid time machine propelling you to the heart of the evening's shenanigans.
Remember, Catch-Up Juice isn't for the faint of heart – trade sobriety for camaraderie. If on the fringe of the office fiesta, say: "Hit me with the Catch-Up Juice!" Life's too brief to be the sober standout. Cheers to catching up and catching a buzz!

"Gimme a glass of that Catch-Up Juice...I need it"

by Stewster the bear December 27, 2023

one shot juice

That bs that bosses and adds in video games are on when they get absolutely juiced juiced up and can one shot you and end your whole ass career.

Yo man, watch out Alak-Hul is on that one shot juice bro he's gonna wreck your shit!

by SLIM_SHADY_2.0 January 6, 2024

Hilary clinton juice

The act of cumming in a cup then sprinkling somebody’s ashes in the cup to form a sticky grey liquid (hilary clinton juice)

Don’t drink that hilary clinton juice, it tastes like shit

by emperordonkey78 May 29, 2024

New England Cherry Juice

The act of stuffing your partner with as many cherries as you can fit in them, then proceeding to fuck them so violently that the juice flows out.

Jack put two dozen cherries in Jill ass then made New England Cherry Juice for Janet drink it.

by Butterball Sully April 5, 2024

New England Juicer

When you insert your favorite freshly cut fruits in your partner genitals then fuck them so violently that the Juices flow out for consumption later.

The New England juicer is the best tasting juice around.

by Butterball Sully April 7, 2024

charred nugget juice

old, dirty, bong water

"Bro, when was the last time you changed the bong water?!? It tastes like charred nugget juice, dude..."

by Booboisseur April 17, 2024