Crop Head

When the head or hair of a person looks like rows of crops

Does he live in crops or does it live on him, cause he has a Crop Head

by Guywhogivesdefinitions April 14, 2011

sal head

Refers to an individual who stays "sal". This means generally to be high on prescripiton pills ranging from uppers to downers, though generaly associated with oxycontin. "Sal heads" are people who pop pills for extended period of times. Usually are pretty stupid as their brains begin to melt after repeated drug use.

That kid pops hella pills, he's the biggest sal head I know!

by Bomber BOi May 16, 2011

Deputy Head Teacher

Second in charge of a school after the Head. The are seen around school A LOT more than the head. They are strict but fair and only have the best intentions at heart! most pupils hate the deputy head as they are always shouted out by the deputy head if naughty. The deputy head is very busy and works extremely hard to the point where they make themselves ill. Only the few closest to them can be allowed to see the more relaxed happy side to them! deptuy heads are an inspirational, rich, loving people!

Pupil; i havent done my homework
teacher; why
pupils; because i havent ok? get over it
teacher; right thats it go to the deputy head teachers office now!
pupil; oh shit miss im sorry didnt mean it!............

by saammm.x January 8, 2012

Eskimo Head

When a person gives your dick some Eskimo kisses.

Carolynn just gave Patric some Eskimo head. He finished all in her sinuses.

by Eskeetmos February 26, 2012

Helium Head

Rappers and / or people who feel like their feet NEVER touch the ground by usually possessing a ridiculous sense of entitlement with little to no action meriting such sense.

That dude is such a Helium head. The only reason he has anything is because his rich daddy buys him everything.

This rapper is the biggest Helium head i have ever seen. Dude thinks he's hot shit just because he has like 800 FaceBook likes

by Casper (Origonally by Zero) October 26, 2012

lip head

your head's a lip.

Keaton: you're such a lip head!

by lippy123 December 10, 2012

coffee head

A coffee addict that has perceivable mental fluctuations due to the amount of caffeine they consume. This persons personality is deformed in a measurable way which is subjectively viewed as either a negative or positive due to outcomes from coffee fueled action. A coffee head may have tension comparable to an amphetamine addict and can act anxiously and become erratic before and after their addictions consumption.
This definition is written by a coffee head.

*note - Many coffee heads smoke cigarettes copiously.

* Also an issue of "darkhorse presents comics" which I stupidly gave to someone as payment for weed.

*man Tony is a hardcore coffee head!
*Did you hear him ranting about teleportation for 15 minutes in the lunchroom?
*Yeah he was shaking...
*Do not go near him before he has his third cup.
*His eye twitches you know...
*Yeah I know but he gets the highest sales every month though, even beats Steve.

by Coffee Head September 6, 2013