bible black 

Origion: Bibles usually had a black leather or paper cover. Since books were expensive a leather cover offered long term use and durability. Printing on the cover was usually in gold lettering.

More Archaic Definition: Bible black originally meant to quote Holy Scripture in such a way as to legitimize cruelty or other evils. The intent is always destructive, with the prideful desire to maintain the appearance of piety and propriety.

Usually, the Scripture has to be taken out of context to meet its dark goal so it will be parsed as a lawyer would to make the true point.

Example 1: Yes, well of course I hate you, "And I will hate you with a perfect hatred".

Ignoring John, "Whoever hates his brother does not remain in the light". Or Jesus, "Whoever hates his brother in his heart commits murder". Or Moses, "You will not hate your brother in your heart".

Example 2: "I've had enough of you and your Bible Black"

bible black by Rev. Fr. Stan Smith December 28, 2005

Jack Black 

The coolest person in the world. He reprents all that is funny. I have seen all of his movies and love all of them. I own both of his amazing CD's and I dont think it gets any better than Tenacious D. Kyle Gass is also the shit.

Now, I would like to address all you fucking faggots who dont appreciate Jack Black, for example, "Dillon Farnum." If I knew who you were, I could get your ass, you sad piece of shit. Go fuck a dad, asshole.

But my point is, the only word to describe JB is God Almighty.

Praise Jack Black, the saviour of man.

Jack Black by TD Fan December 14, 2008

Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder 

The tendency for conservatives to think largely in terms of black and white for every single issue on the planet. Mostly a result of an absolutist religious upbringing, I believe.

An example,

Bob, a 43 year old loving father of two, with a spotless criminal record, assaults a sixteen year old girl. Everyone is shocked and puzzled. When caught, he has a nervous breakdown and is put in a mental institution. There, he undergoes various tests and scans. Doctors discover a giant tumor in the part of the brain responsible for sexual activities.

They remove it via surgery, and he's back to normal again. There's no doubt about it - from similar cases we can see that tumors in that part of the brain drive normal men crazy. What to do?

Liberal: After having considered all the evidence, I don't see any point in incarcerating him. He's not a threat. I fucking hate worthless child molesters but he clearly can't be held responsible for this. Probation should do, just in case I'm wrong. (though i doubt it)

Moderate: The science involved certainly seems to indicate that he's not responsible for this disgusting deed. Given his prior record, he doesn't seem like a threat. Still, I'm not totally convinced. A year in prison maybe? More testing, in any case.

Conservative: Why the fuck are we even talking about this? Tumors don't do anything anyway, that's just a THEORY! Has everyone lost their fucking mind, he attacked a helpless child! Stone him to death! Oh wait, I forgot that we don't live in Afghanistan or Iran. Well in that case, give 'im the lethal injection. Shit, that's not allowed for non-murderers? SHIT! I swear, liberals are bleeding this fucking country dry! DEATH TO LIBERALS!!! *waves rebel flag*

Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder is a major problem in the US, sadly. Mostly as a result of religious faith.

For another example, see black and white thinkers.

Conservative Black and White Thinking Disorder by Submitters of Words June 13, 2011

five black guys 

Reference to a sexual act involving one woman and 5 black men. Usually used as a reference to a woman having interracial/group sex or a gangbang.

"Hey dude, I can't find my girlfriend, I don't know where she's at."

"She's probably with five black guys"

five black guys by superpostar April 12, 2010

bottle black 

(n.) a person who has dyed his or her hair black (see bottle blonde). The term comes from the fact that hair dye comes in bottles.

She's a bottle black, but her hair is still pretty.

bottle black by Chantelle February 10, 2005

Natural Black Cadabers 

These are Natural Black Boobies that are so ridiculously large that they resemble two dead bodies hanging off the chest area. Although the real term for dead bodies is cadaver, the word has been passed through several dialects and generations in Africa transforming the pronouncing of the word in today's common language.

I was supply teaching grade 7 gym and coulnd't believe one chick with these UNBELIEVABLE natural black cadabers. No doubt she had to get a custom made bra to support those flappers.

Natural Black Cadabers by Langebone June 8, 2009

WWE Black Man 

A signal indicating the expression of "oh the humanity." This stems from a GIF of a WWE wrestling match in which the camera zooms in on the crowd, focusing on a black man that appears to be in shock, holding his head with both hands like Edvard Munch's "The Scream."

Did you see that picture of Blair's joker nipples? <WWE Black Man>

WWE Black Man by Sean Avery on the Ice July 11, 2010