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Monkey bollocks

A claim that started off as truth but is greatly embellished and exaggerated for maximum dramatic effect
(Challenging a friend who makes an outlandish claim) - β€˜Is that what really happened or is it monkey bollocks? β€˜
Monkey bollocks by Coops ahoy October 26, 2020

monkey man 

defiantly a monkey who styles the fuck out of this world. they might not be as smart as humans but they can still get bitches on their willy to make them silly and they can hold that AK like 6ix9ine he was based in the 2000's and can pull as much kitten then there is on this planet
monkeys are hot as fuck hes a monkey man
monkey man by cock shit November 5, 2020
An overly aggressive player in a video game that doesn't care about strategy and plays erratically.
I can't believe this stupid monkey just tried to run out me with rook acog before he dropped plates, gn.
Monkey by Claiborne Kick November 16, 2020
the rulers of the universe
monkey are the rulers of the universe
I got raped by a monkey and now I have AIDS.
Monkey by bonkobi December 6, 2020
Otherwise known as a nigger is a racial slur usually referring to the African American race.
Man 1: look at them dirty ass monkeys
Man 2: u mean all of them dirty black people
Man1: Ya
Monkey by Monkey nigger 123 December 6, 2020