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Monkey Cannon

A sexual position in which one person fucks a second from behind so hard their kidney stone pops out of the urethra into a third person’s mouth.
Damn Casey, Drake’s monkey cannon was the biggest one yet! I dropped a few pieces.
by ComZhora March 18, 2021
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slot monkey

A person who basically attacks the slots. In a monkey like act....
2Shes at that casino. Trying to win,bouncing Thru machines. Slot monkeys i tell ya.....
by Phelonpelier January 24, 2018
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Sea monkeys

When a female squirts a man's seaman from her vagina into a toilet to dispose of it after intercourse, but refrains from flushing the ejaculate down the bowl.
Bro, did you cream pie that 19 year old emo bitch last night? She left sea monkeys in my toilet bowl then high tailed it to Planned Parenthood in your mom's Ford Fiesta.
by SnusOrDie November 28, 2014
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MONKEY SLAB

A very nice meal found in the heart of africa
click clock: "come try my monkey slab my wife made"

click clock 2:"ew this is shit fuck you you faggot"
by monkeyslablicka February 12, 2024
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(v.)

Synonym for suicide.
Person 1: I think I'm gonna Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs.
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die
by Dinkywink June 17, 2021
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genital monkey

when a man is robbed of hes manhood by his balls being ripped off by a primate
DUDE TYRONE JUST GOT GENITAL MONKEYED
by ryan tracey February 6, 2012
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