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string fart

A string fart, much like a string bet in poker, when a player pushes a bet out and returns to their stack for more chips to push out adding to their original bet. A string fart is when you fart and another fart arrives in rapid fashion. This phonomonia can continue ad nauseam.
Darren was string farting as he walked to the shitter at the bar.
by Sheronimo June 8, 2017
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Fart

The cry of an imprisoned turd!
Everytime I fart it's like my turds are crying to be released from the prison confines of my asshole.
by Servinmervin November 22, 2021
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Front Flip Fart

When a fart travels towards the front but doesn’t come from or go into the vagina.
Hey girl, I just had a front flip fart.
by maryjayne007 August 12, 2023
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Fart tube

a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.
man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fucking stench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube
by NyxAalonan August 16, 2023
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Fart

A fart is a gassy explosion from the butt. Types of farts are: Silent but deadly, wet and stinky, shart, and 'the bomb'.
I accidentally let out a fart when I bent over in the grocery store.
by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 4, 2019
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fart-narc

A fart-narc is a friend who will share unfavourable stories about you, usually in order to bring other people together.

More simply a fart-narc is a friend who will narc your farts.
I love Tim but is the worst fart-narc we know. Don’t tell him your business or he’s gonna make you sound five times worse to anyone who will hear it.”
by Yackitol November 7, 2022
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fart nugget

when somebody is a bitch ass shithead (im talking to you gritigle)
that shitter over there is a fart nugget
by insaniotary February 27, 2024
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