Pinocchio cheese

Lookalike cheese made out of wood.

I was looking forward to eating that cheese but someone has pranked me with Pinocchio Cheese.

It gets everywhere #TravelingPinocchioCheese

by Creative stupidity June 1, 2022

with cheese

When you master something so well that you can afford to add an extra embellishment.

WOW! Mery did that bs royale with cheese.

by Tremendum June 2, 2022

Cheese spawner

When one appears to have a dick that is made of fermented cheeses

Stefano: look at him over there, wanking his cheese spawner

by bbbeana June 3, 2022

Cheese Grater

1; a metal object used to shave tiny pieces of cheese off of a block

2; the unholiest image on E621.net. If you mention this object to a Furry in an unorthodox or sexual manner, be advised about the consequences.

Person 1; Dude, this cheese grater would totaly fit up Sarah's-

Furry; DO NOT TRY IT!

Also Furry; war flashbacks

by Drunk Furry June 4, 2022

Ham and cheese

When a guy spreads his dick cheese to a womens Virginia and then proceeds to mix it through the the loose pussy slices (ham) THEN go’s ahead and eats all the cheese from in between the ham

“As I spread her legs and put my dick covered in cheese all over her pussy, I mixed it up and then ate it faster then I could count to ten.” The ham and cheese is delicious

by The sandwich lovers June 6, 2022

Dick Cheese

The build up of sweat & a woman’s vaginal secretions on the pubic hairs of a man

He didn’t take a bath for 3 days straight and had dick cheese build up from his sneaky link

by ThatGoddess21 December 8, 2021

cheese-miker

someone named Mike who has way too much cheese stored in their Car

Wow, Mike! You're such a cheese-miker!

by ballsackcheese900 December 9, 2021