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Nut-bag

A nut-bag is a fucking loser that can’t go a week without playing with there penis or watching porn
There are two examples: wow that guy over there is a nut-bag or you can say that guy over there is a Kenny
by Nut-bag November 22, 2021
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Nut Vinting

The act of collecting all of your ejaculate in a jar or any kind of container, then combining it with yeast and leaving it on the shelf for 6 years for it to ferment. Once ready, take it off the shelf then feed it to your partner during sex.
The act of nut vinting is quite worth it, tastes a lot better than normal cum, and really spices it up in the bed room.
by yungchub October 16, 2019
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Nut Pocket

A slutty girl (aka a vag) randomly chosen at the end of the night from a bar or tavern (if you are old) that is taken home for one purpose.
Man, it’s been a long week, I’m hoping to find a fine nut pocket tonight.
by MattyG69 October 18, 2019
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Bust a nut

To smash a cashew with a sledgehammer until it’s broken into smithereens the size of your ex’s peen.
Bust a nut but like don’t actually you have no sledgehammer
by Yeet_the_boomer October 20, 2019
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nut patty

When you ejaculate in between a female's ass cheeks and procede to slap them together like two buns on a burger creating a "nut patty".
Person 1: "Did you nut in her bro?"
Person 2: "Nah I just madea quick nut patty, you want one?"
by Stizzy Smokah October 20, 2019
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Nut

Hey may i have nut?
Yes you may
*begins to grab friends crotch and rip it off to eat it*
Oh dear god!
by PotatoAteMyBum October 21, 2019
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Numb Nuts

A game of you and another player competing to bruise, damage, or hurt the other players genitals. The game begins when one player makes fun of your millimeter peter and you declare war on the future of your children. The winner is declared by whoever lasts the longest or when the opposing player surrenders. The rules are simple: no girls allowed, period. This game is much more intense (and fun) when played in a pool or a place with water.
"Hey bro your peter is TINY!"
*gets triggered*
"WANNA PLAY NUMB NUTS THEN?"
"LETS GO BRO!"
by PTX2 October 24, 2019
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