Shit Nachos

Knowing something is wrong but you accept it anyway to avoid confrontation.

The waitress brought be a plate of shit nachos! I didn’t order this! Also, I’m not sending it back because I don’t want to make a scene.

by mcreynoldsatwar March 8, 2021

shit in the dark

When you go to take a shit and the light isn't working.

I took a shit in the dark while writing this.

by Ltlxlyfyyfoyfy April 2, 2021

Climax Shitting

Waiting until the very last minute to defecate. The process requires you to hold in your fecal matter for lengthy periods of time and then let it all out at once.

Doctor: "You got colon disease cause you ain't be climax shitting."

by DB Banjovi October 12, 2012

shit can

1) Noun: Navy slang (still in use) for any kind of waste receptacle.
2) Verb: Also Navy slang to dispose of anything, including figuratively (e.g. ideas, positions, persons, etc.).

Remark: Closely related to (Navy slang) "chit can", the expression for "shit can" when vulgarity might constitute a risk, z.B. in the presence of senior commissioned officers, a "chit" being any kind of form, stub, written request or permission, etc.

1) Don't throw lit butts in the shit can, you fucking idiot !
2) They shitcanned him in a hurry after he pissed drunk in the Captain's front yard.

That idea got shitcanned long ago because it was too expensive.

Remark: The chit can was full of requests for leave, that got rejected.

by gradenigo September 4, 2013

Dinkle Shit

An abnormaly large dinkleberry. Used to describe Fucktards.

Hey Joe, 2+2 is 5 right?
No Sally... you typical woman you, its not. 2+2 is 4... Fuckin' Dinkle shit.

by C-Dawg Fo Shizzle January 29, 2012

Shitting a kitten

Regional idiom. To "shit a kitten" is to overreact to someone's insult when it was clearly banter.

Ryan: Hate you Jade.
Jade: Can't believe you've just said that!
Laura: God Jade, stop shitting a kitten.

by KittenShitter2012 February 26, 2012

Shift that shit

Affecting change in a positive to make room for harmonious co-existence. Letting go or creating space to enable a more blissfulness - power - confidence.

We were tired of getting ripped off by Brand A so we called customer service and in three minutes switched to Brand B - receiving twice as much product for half the price. Shift that shit! STS shift that shit!

by Enekamu March 15, 2012