Major Stoner Head

When you smoke a shit ton of weed and you wake up the next morning still extremely high.

How much did you smoke last night?

Well, I have Major Stoner Head right now.

Jesus Christ, bro.

by RogerNihlock January 13, 2019

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Chief Head Officer

A woman (or more rarely a man) who finds him or herself near the top of the corporate ladder for no other reason than aptitude for performing and willingness to perform sexual favors.

Damn, that girl got the history department award, and is somehow president of the club the history teacher sponsors? She’ll make a fine Chief Head Officer someday.

by justlikemydearpapa July 28, 2021

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Hilton Head Special

To slam 5 Bahama Mamas and get kicked out of a Starbucks

Hey man! Ill take a Hilton Head Special!

by davyjones01 October 29, 2018

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Go head Thanos

You’re the boss

You know what’s right or wrong

The leader

Think you know everything

You:“Aye cuh I’m about to fuck this baddest bitch raw she clean!”
Friend: yea you go head Thanos go fuck that bitch raw”

by 905hitta June 20, 2019

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A savage rhetorical question to ask a person who has just said something so surprisingly, ridiculously, absolutely, incredible, astonishingly, inordinately, vitally, unbearably, dreadfully, shockingly, eminently, particularly, immeasurably, crucially, dumb that their stupidness blows your goddamn mind.

Him: "I know I was an awful boyfriend but I just wish we could get back together."
Me: "Are you dumb in the head?"

by purplemask July 6, 2021

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