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Taint Time

(1)An oddly vague, completely spontaneous response occurring when an employee becomes overwhelmed by their fucktarded boss's stupidity.

(2) A last second warning that you're about to tea-bagged the forehead.

-possibly accompanied by super lame trumpet sound(s)
Boss: "Any volunteers to work 12

hours today ?"
Typical Employee: "Any volunteers to suck my dick today?"
Overwhelmed Employee: It's Taint Time, MUTHA FUCKA!!!"

Sees coworker about to check their watch: "Don't bother dumbass!!you already know what time it is!" "It's Taint:pm; Taint:15, Taint:fourty-five etc etc
by MarnieLee December 12, 2023
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bubble time

When you're in a relationship with someone and you need a few hours to take a little space to relax or work and do things independently. Ideally, this in no way threatens the relationship or means you love them less.
"Hey babe, it's been a long day. You mind if I take a little bubble time and play a game for a few hours?"
by ekedolphin March 16, 2024
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Peanut BUTTer Jelly Time

When you lube up your asshole with peanut butter (chunky if preferred) and a dick or dildo with unspecified jam or jelly and fuck the asshole and then suck mixture the dick or dildo.
Man, my girl gave me a Peanut BUTTER Jelly Time yesterday, she loved it.
by Batwoman1994 December 28, 2018
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type time

agreein w sum1
yooo she bad asll

type time
by montt2thurl September 10, 2023
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Time Hog

International Pig of Mystery whose powers include skeet shooting, satirical wit, and obscure Wes Anderson references. He wears a cape, only sometimes gels his hair, and generally has a difficult time putting on weight.
"Hey Time Hog, come over here and TRY to solve world hunger."

"No thanks. Do you especially think I'm NOT a genius? You didn't even have to think about it, did you?Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
by International Pig of Mystery September 20, 2013
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fridge time

When it's time to get a midnight-2 am snack
Yo it's 1 am my time, a.k.a fridge time.
by Sexydimma June 20, 2021
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that time of the year

This phrase refers to the time when a student has to go back to school after 2 months of summer holiday. This occurrence usually happens in the end of August.
"Man, it's finally that time of the year. I've go back to school after 2 months of binge-watching YouTube for hours per day."
by Emotional Cruiser August 26, 2025
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