I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

Fart Tissue

Fart Tissue: A tissue that smells like intense fart.

1: Dude, I've got some bad allergies today!
2: Don't use the tissues in Mrs. Taylor's room, she has fart tissues!

by spookyscarysharts October 10, 2021

fart

an explosion between the legs that is dropped by a bomber jet and Ur bowels

i just exploded my bowels and my fart smells

by jfefeifwwjkaksvsiu January 2, 2020

Fart marsh

A stench more foul than anything else, like swamp of farts bubbling to get to the top.

Jake Pearson is a nasty fart marsh, always passing gas

by Lilmsh July 11, 2023

FART

Feminism Appropriating Radical Transphobe

That lady who got eighty-sixed for yelling in the bathroom and hitting security in the face is now telling the receptionist that she was "just asking questions", but that's every FART's favorite catchphrase

by WORM worrior August 5, 2025

farting in my boots

farting so much that you can’t help it or control yourself.

I’m farting In my boots right now since I haven’t pooped all day

by stephani_pie_ February 8, 2023

Hot Fart

When you sit on a hot furnace,and fart.You will feel hot air coming from your butt,and smelling horrible.

What is that smell? it smells like boiled spoiled eggs was that you Bob? did you just let out a hot fart?
Bob:Yeah,and my ass is burning i better get off the furnace.

by LI9 November 25, 2018