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cunt yak

The act of going down on a girl after too many drinks, proceeding to vomit whilst doing so and then "slurping" it back up.
Mate, I was so fucked up last night, went home with this girl and cunt yaked. Don't worry, she didn't notice.
by hups November 5, 2020
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Cunt

Used in Australia to describe an obnoxious or arrogant person. Or a group of people.
Can also be used to help describe a funny person.
He is an arrogant person, he's a real Cunt.
They are just a bunch of Cunts for saying that about you.
He is a funny Cunt.
She is a funny Cunt
Cunts are useful, you just stink hahaha.
You are a real funny Cunt.
by oldfella1954 February 16, 2020
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by indiandjazza December 3, 2025
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Cunt

A woman who lets her daughters play every softball in field position regardless how bad they suck. Selfish person who puts other coaches kids ahead of more qualified skilled players
Hey coach why isn’t my daughter not able to play in a game, and your kids always do. Answer…. Because they put in the time and show up
To every secret practice I have. Your a real Cunt!!!!
by anonymous June 28, 2023
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Cunt Parent

Parent (or Parents) that enforce a financial, time and effort burden on their friends as they cannot be bothered to organise baby sitters to go to bars / restaraunts and instead always host an inferior event.

These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.
Brian: Hey Steve, are you coming on Johnny's stag do in Eastern Europe, we're going to shoot some tramps with some armed prostitutes??

Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus

Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent
by __banterman May 19, 2024
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'cunt' is a mostly british slang for the word 'idiot' and is a little rude

it can also be used as cunty which means you literally devoured the house boots down, but this is more of a tiktok slang
'omg you look so cunty today, love it' and 'you fucking illiterate cunt'
by veinyass November 19, 2023
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Jagat Cunt

When you get a big sucky sucky from jagath since he gives god head
"Jagat gives good head, he turned me gay"
"His mouth is so good"
"He tastes like cheese"
"Can I play clash royale with you?"
"Wanna give that homeless dude head? Yeah of course, share the love!"
"Jagat cunt is the name we give him after a good dick suck"
by Mythic.gg Fanboy October 21, 2021
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