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Cum

What my girlfriend is doing right now
I made my girlfriend cum.
by Cuuuuummmmm August 15, 2021
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Cum nugget

Someone that is a straight up piece of shit. A solid, slimy nugget of cum.
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cum racist

omg, Ted Cruz is such a cum racist
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brady cummings

A soulless immortal creature. Considered a wonder of the modern world. Still unexplained by science.
Scientist are still unsure what makes up the approximately 300Ib of Brady Cummings. It is theorized he is made up mostly of dark matter along with other materials and minerals found only in the un-observable universe.
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Cum

See: Jiz, if you slap one out. Hopefully you should come. (If not it is advised you see a doctor)
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Bum cum

BUM CUM:

Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.

Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)

Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).

Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).

Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).

Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.

Step: 6 Enjoy!
"Oh wow, thats some scrumptious bum cum Jhon!"
by lethargic squirrel August 21, 2021
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Cum

White fluid that is released from the penis when horny
1. "I'm gonna cum soon"
2. "For fuck sake jimmy did you cum in the dog again?"
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