i like you a lot

i rlly like u, but i’m too scared to tell you and we haven’t talked in a while :(. text me soon <3

him: “hey we haven’t talked in a while, what’s up?”
me: “i like you a lot”

by urss1mp October 13, 2021

I like your jeans

if a guy says it,to a girl it mean "hey your ass looks good"
if a girl say it to a girl it mean "what were you thinking" and if a gril says it to a guy it again mean "nice ass"

sara "hey billy i like your jeans"
billy "thanks"

by smart girl September 9, 2006

am I being punk'd?

An expression of surprise and disbelief that is uttered when one is in a situation that is perceived to be rediculous or beyond belief. Usually said when a person assumes that they are being fooled or made the butt end of a practical joke; not wanting to face the facts of a real situation.
Originating from the TV show hosted by Ashton Kutcher called punk'd where he plays practical jokes on fellow celebrities deceiving them into accepting a crazy scenario or situation is real.

Jackass: dude, your house burned down and everyone you love is dead! Oh, and your girlfriend is cheating on you!

Pedro: What?! Am I being punk'd?

by Rated [R] February 9, 2007

I didn't get a call

A response given when an individual or group of people are talking about a recent past event that they attended that you weren't notified of/invited to.

A: "Hey BLG wasn't that party last night sick??"
B: "Hell ya man"
You: "Mmhhh.... must be nice! I didn't get a call!"

by KhafeKhoon May 16, 2010

... and then I found 20 bucks!

This is how to relieve the awkwardness after telling a really bad story. You can find more or less money, depending on how bad the story was.

Guy: So, I thought that I lost my hat, but then I found it in my car.
Girl: ...
Guy: ... and then I found 20 bucks!

by Kaycene September 25, 2008

I love you 3000

“I love you 300” is a sentence used in the new avengers endgame movie.

“hey, I love you 3000”

by iwasfightingsomedemons May 18, 2019

I look ugly in this pic

A phrase used by attention deprived pre teen whores just begging for someone to contradict them and tell them that they are, in fact, not ugly. Usually followed by a status update "pc4pc" Note: most of the time, they truly are ugly as fuck.

I look ugly in this pic

*then why the hell is it your default picture?*

by Mmzuko December 24, 2010