When somebody asks a question that wasn't related to you at all, and you answer. This is usually done to make you seem smarter but you usually end up looking like a loser.
Mrs. Smith- So Daniel, what part of Australia are you from?
Daniel- uh, well-
Dylan-Queensland!!
Mrs. Smith- (turns around, looks at Dylan)... ok
-answer jacked
Daniel- uh, well-
Dylan-Queensland!!
Mrs. Smith- (turns around, looks at Dylan)... ok
-answer jacked
by Dylio 72 September 14, 2009
Get the Answer Jackedmug. Jack kufferman (also known as "big dick nick" or even "the horse cock jock") is a very athletic man. He beat usain bolts record thanks to his hyperpowered third leg and has participated in many sword fights with the arab badi himself, saad alabadi!!! Unfortunately, it is hard for jack to hide massive jack jr. Since he is way too big to fit in jack's pants.
"Oh my god my dick is so big, i feel like jack kufferman."
"Why is your dick so small henry, if only u had a jack kufferman."
"Why is your dick so small henry, if only u had a jack kufferman."
by Sword fight india scout (sfis) November 22, 2021
Get the Jack Kuffermanmug. when you and your homies complain about an OP weapon but don't give a jack shit about adapting to the new meta
So you are telling me the AUG is overpowered and you don't buy it? I'm not believing you homie-jack!
Make that a thing, homie-jack is a thing.
Make that a thing, homie-jack is a thing.
by xdefl May 10, 2020
Get the homie-jackmug. He is the main character of Pirates of the Caribbean and is played by the great Johnny Depp AKA the best actor ever to exist!
You: OMG WHO EVER PLAYS JACK SPARROW IS A GREAT ACTOR!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!
by Ferocious Fox May 31, 2022
Get the Jack Sparrowmug. Basically….
You get a card from Ripper, and you have to try and reach EXACTLY 21 points OR below 21 points. If you get more than that, you’ll die.
You decode Cipher Machines to earn money so that you can buy cards and talents.
When someone hits 21 points, they become Blackjack and you have to team up with the Hunter to kill Blackjack.
The player with the most points will turn into Hunter in order for them to exchange cards with the Survivor.
This whole ass paragraph was written by yuu
Ig:-@idv__yuu
You get a card from Ripper, and you have to try and reach EXACTLY 21 points OR below 21 points. If you get more than that, you’ll die.
You decode Cipher Machines to earn money so that you can buy cards and talents.
When someone hits 21 points, they become Blackjack and you have to team up with the Hunter to kill Blackjack.
The player with the most points will turn into Hunter in order for them to exchange cards with the Survivor.
This whole ass paragraph was written by yuu
Ig:-@idv__yuu
by Whore for fiona February 6, 2022
Get the how to play black jack idvmug. Well Lisa is so smart and independent. You know all sorts of simps are jacking to that chick's keyboard.
Donald and Margot were married for 3 years. But then Margot found out Donald was jacking to that chick's keyboard and she left him and took the house.
Donald and Margot were married for 3 years. But then Margot found out Donald was jacking to that chick's keyboard and she left him and took the house.
by Saison Xiang February 26, 2023
Get the jacking to that chick's keyboardmug. When you grab a stolen object from someone and use the same momentum to elbow them in the face, simultaneously knocking them out and reclaiming your property.
Eric Sparrow: What do you say? One last trip around the neighborhood. Winner takes the tape.
Steve: elbows Eric and grabs the stolen tape
Stacy Peralta: Holy shit, you just jaw jacked Eric!
Steve: elbows Eric and grabs the stolen tape
Stacy Peralta: Holy shit, you just jaw jacked Eric!
by jawjackerericsparrow June 16, 2021
Get the Jaw Jackmug.