New Pete

When an already flaccid and micro Pete moves on and subsequently becomes a fully inverted Peter.

A) Have you talked to Pete lately?
B) Nah, man. He’s New Pete. Not even really interested... So inverted now.
A) You mean introverted?
B) Nope.

by ABower May 14, 2018

eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.

person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.

by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016

DNANR (Daddy needs a new Rolex)

DNANR An acronym for Daddy needs a new Rolex. A motivational cry when two Bros need to drive revenue.

Bro #1: Dude, I can wait to flip some houses with you!

Bro #2: Fo So, DNANR (Daddy needs a new Rolex)

by Aspiring Hoe June 14, 2024

invented a new word

Invented a new word

Invented a new word. Need assistance

by Jono77 April 28, 2023

new Dark Souls

defines a recently released videogame thats quite difficult.

A: Hey! Have you heard of Cuphead ?
B: Yeah its the new Dark Souls!

by greenmario October 24, 2017

New York Syrup

When You take Aunt Jemima's syrup and put it on your penis and penetrate both sides of your lady. Once you get a sticky and dry penis you jizz on both sides and keep penetrating. Now you let your lady give a taste to see if it's good or not. If it isn't good enough I recommend putting more jizz.

Dude that last night with that crazy! I gave her a good ol' New York Syrup.

by AndrezlelvgÖ December 5, 2016

new challengeman

A Portuguese player who pretends to be adventurous and takes on "new challenges" by moving from one league to another when, in fact, he's rather running from challenges in that league. He joins the best team in the league and claims he wants a new challenge.

Now that juventus will be playing in the europa league, new challengeman will be moving to bayern at the end of the season

by ntebe May 16, 2021