nut rip

during sex when your about to nut you pinch the tip (hard) then your girl rips your nuts open for the semon to cum out that way

greg got nut ripped by samantha now he's int he hospital

by cave nut August 9, 2016

Metru nut

A large ejaculation, big enough to cover a city.

Person A: I’m going to Metru nut

Person B: No, it’ll go everywhere

by Davefigoni May 12, 2022

deez nuts

Typically used as a shitty comeback for when someone is losing an argument, it can also be countered with 'well i smashed your mom!' very typical 2010s slang.

tim:john you dont even know how much ive been in your girls dms, she sent me her nudes

john:well deez nuts have been in your girls dms

tim:but my girl is your girl, does that mean youre in her dms?

john:i smashed your mom

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

nuts and a half

however the fuck markiplier rates things, the maximum: nuts and a half.

markiplier: woah this game is nuts and a half

by ultratism May 6, 2022

nut

Semen or cum, can also be used as a verb (I am nutting) NOTE not to be mistaken as food even though both taste great

A = hey bro whats that yoghurt
B = ITS MY NUT
A = protein filled me likey

by leader of the lizard people August 6, 2018

dry nutting

The act of ejaculating without a stimulus presented to your penis which could be known simply as “an awake wet dream”. You can dry nut by simply being so aroused that you have no control over your penis

That girl bobby went out with yesterday was really cute, I heard he ended up dry nutting.

by a_ variation December 24, 2024

BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.

John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy

by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021