Hyperblastic nut

A nut so powerful it blows the shaft of a penis off

Man that guys in the Er from hyperblastic nut

by Mike sloth god June 11, 2018

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Tallahassee nut job

The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"

Jimmy: Ever heard of a Tallahassee nut job!

Jenny: Yeah I did it to my boyfriend last night

by Mr.Gustav June 11, 2018

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a nut for a jar of tuna

like racecar, no matter how you spell it, frontwards or backwards, it’s still the same.

gumball: that’s like trading a nut for a jar of tuna!
darwin: backwards!
gumball: …a nut for a jar of tuna.
darwin: oh

by a weirdo who likes tawog February 26, 2023

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nut

IDK where it is from but a couple of Aussies use it as another way of saying no or nah.

"Oi Sandra, you want another bikkie?"
"Nut, I'll pass."

by icantbestuffedtomakeauser March 3, 2023

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Nico Nut

A sex maneuver where an obese man un-consensually ejaculates into a woman’s ear.

My friend Wallace just performed the Nico Nut on his whale of a girlfriend!

by _Hrob_ March 9, 2023

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Nut crunch

A hit to the groin that produces sound.
Nut- Testicle
Crunch- The sound of something getting crushed.

Guy 1: Oh man! Everyone heard that! She gave you a nut crunch! Guys help me carrying this mofo to the bathroom!
Guy 2: Oh my balls! My fucking balls!
Guy 1: Dude, give me one hand, we take you to the bathroom.

by DaveDH March 10, 2023

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