Clingy Friend

Someone who you used to be friends with (or still are) but won’t leave you alone and won’t let you hang out with anyone else. They probably have nobody else to hang out with and you can’t dump them because you can’t escape them.

Simon: “Bro, Ryan is such a clingy friend!”
Luca: “I know! He’s so annoying!”
Simon: “I wish I was never friends with him.”

by GreatBanner16 November 23, 2023

Friends

Fake bitches that will leave you sooner or later, dont fuck with em, be with yourself, enjoy yourself in bed of course and yes. Have fun with yourself.

"Wow REALLY nice FRIENDS" REALLY LOVE EM!

by Zyneex September 10, 2018

Schrödinger's Friend

Someone who is capable of holding extremely contradicting opinions, views, ideas and values at any given point. Although you wouldn't know which opinions they hold until you observe which circle of friends they are currently occupying.

Mac: May has a serious case of Schrödinger's Friend. I swear, she's a completely different person when hanging out with Mal and Matt!

by Goose-Motion February 8, 2023

gay best friend

it's not that he's gay, she just treats him like one but is super flirty because she doesn't think anything of it because it's completely platonic for her

"I'm in love with this girl but I think I'm just her gay best friend"

by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022

Fake Friend

Fake people refer to people that pretend to like you but are literally stabbing you in the back. I’m sorry to break it to you but we’ve at least had one fake friend in our life and check yourself because you could be the fake friend. 👀

Gossip Girl: Did you hear what Jenna did to Sandy at lunch!
Gossip Girl #2: YEAH SHE IS SUCH A FAKE FRIEND TO SANDY!

by seoulstel December 3, 2018

Gen Friend

An intergenerational friend.

My parents decided to stop parenting me and started to treat me as a gen friend instead.

by fractalzen July 16, 2024

Irritating friend

That one friend that is so clingy and brags about her life when you have less than her and acts popular and lies about being with people but the person is right next to you.

Ale: Wow she's lying about stuff and saying she's with name but she really isn't with her.
Me: Ya, a irritating friend

by ARMYANDBTS4LIFE January 11, 2018