cum

bitch you know this

*cum*

by the cum April 17, 2021

He cums radiation

Most relatable lyric ever

Will wood: He cums radiation
Everyone: just like me fr!

by SnotSlurper January 20, 2024

Cum badge

When a woman (or gay man) takes a facial, and lets some of the load dry on the upper part of their shirt and displays it for the remainder of the day like a badge of pride.

Jenny sucked off Tom at lunch and wore his cum badge around for the rest of the afternoon.

by Daman13 March 20, 2024

Lengthy-cum

Ejaculation that lasts for so long that your condom almost explodes from the overwhelming amounts of cum. If not wearing a condom you are sure to produce a baby (or babies).

Man... last night Cindy made me lengthy-cum. I was worried my condom would burst!!

by snickered July 5, 2016

cum

the white sticky stuff

- UwU purred Garfield as he entered his fat cat cock into Jon's tiny, throbbing asshole. "HARDER" yelled Jon as Garfield teased Jon's cock with his claws. Within 5 minutes of teasing the cum inside of Jon's big balls could not hold in any longer as he shot a load so far, the ISS had to declare an emergency due to an unidentifiable white liquid hitting them at an unprecedented speed. Next it was Garfield's turn. He began to trust harder until he filled Jon to the brim with the warm, sticky liquid. Jon slowly moaned before kissing Garfield and falling asleep in his strong arms. OwU

by Ifuckedabigwass November 27, 2020

Cum Dumpster

It's like a Cum Dump, but it's a dumpster.

Ex. Your mom.

I just used your mom as a cum dumpster dude!

by You when you type March 29, 2021

Cum sum

A random amount of cum, semen, etc.

Extremely Hot Female Cashier: "Alright, this will equal to 5 dollars and 53 cents"

Me: "What if I gave you a cum sum that you'll want to pay that much for?"

"Hell ya baby!"

by Retard_Ryan February 8, 2023