Cat

The owner of your house, the destroyer of your laptop, and the curtain annihilator.

The cat is the ultimate weapon of your household. They will eat the dangerous goldfish, fight off lasers, makes sure you spend your money wisely (on cat toys and food) and will scare off you night-intruders with their scary glowing eyes.

Friend 1: You wanna meet my cat? It's very cute.

Friend 2: Sure.
"Friend 2 was never seen again..."

by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023

Cat in the kitchen sink

While having anal intercourse the act of which one or both testicles end up in your partners vagina.

Got a little to rough last night... we finally played UPS and I delivered a package to the back door. Didn't know it would end with a cat in the kitchen sink.

by freakshowdaddy May 16, 2021

Black Cat

Goth person that attracts “Golden Retriever” type of personalities.

“She’s a goth mommy gf”
“Do you mean a Black Cat?”

by anonymous November 25, 2024

cat

The ugliest fucking creature on the planet! honestly, these little bull shit ugly creatures with there stupid retarded brain walk around messing everything up. Dogs were sent by God to be mans best friend, Cats were sent from the devil to destroy man kind.

my stupid ugly fucking dumb ass retarded CAT knocked over another fucking glass of my counter, Give it a few days and all send this furry shit to a Chinese restaurant!

by MurderBladesuyjh7 January 22, 2021

Cat

Furry ninja with short knives in each hand.

That's a cute cat, oh no its attacking me!

by Boocco123 December 10, 2024

Cat

a furry animal that has a long tail and sharp claws

Aww! The cat is so cute!
The cat is naughty,
My cat’s breed is a Scottish fold
The cat is good-behaved

by FOURBFDIHATESTWO May 1, 2023

Cat

Cats are creatures from hell. They are not pets, so those who own a specimen of this species are demons.

Dogs are better than cats. (facts)

by Desmonz February 21, 2023