Jesus cat

extremely thicc cat, loves booty rubs can open drawers cabinets and doors, has an owner named heaven and can pray to them and they will answer your prayer.

DAMN THAT CATS A THICC BOIII

damn your right must be a Jesus cat

by JESUS.THE.CAT.LOVES.ME123 November 4, 2019

Cats

Pure evil. They can kill anything. Sure they may seem lazy but that’s just a cover up. They plan to steal all the food and then enslave us. They will overthrow us and rule the world. If you have a cat, watch your back.

Preacher: Name something evil in the world.

Child: Cats....

by I’mEmoTrashPleaseHelp June 29, 2018

City cat

An absolute horn bag who lives in the city and thinks their entitled to every woman on the planet.

Yeah that jack guy moved to the city and now he’s an absolute city cat

by Morgasm223 October 10, 2021

Cat

A animal that's hairy and throws up hair balls

Dad:I hate the cat
Luna:me too idk wtf we got it in the fist place

by Alyssa_28 June 4, 2020

Alaskan snow cat

When 6 crackers stand in a circle and nut on a nigger and eventually turns him white.

Last Friday Dj, Gabe, Jonah, Orly, Dimas, and nick gave diallo the Alaskan snow cat. He was so white he became one of us.

by The 6 putsmeowwsssss February 1, 2023

cat

Cats are better than dogs

look at that cat over there he is so cool! wow that dog is stinky.

by D.A.B on dem January 24, 2018

Cats Music taste

Something to say when someone has a really bad music taste

Bro You have a Cats Music Taste how do you listen to this!?

by MagnumYes May 26, 2023