Sam The Cat

A cat meant to live with at least 5 children; minimum 2 dogs and a horse

To qualify for Sam the Cat, you must first have 5 kids.

by Omnipreuneurdort March 11, 2021

Patches the cat

Patches the cat is a fucking beauty. He can take multiple cocks at the same time without missing a beat because he is a savage of the highest degree.

Patches the cat is the greatest of all time. He can't be stopped. His only weakness is a tight Justin bum.

by SaviorofThePatchy February 23, 2021

Get a cat

Get a Cat (Phrase): A slang term meaning “to get married,” based on the humorous observation that many married couples often adopt cats as their first pet. The phrase suggests a cozy, domestic lifestyle associated with marriage.

Origin: The term “get a cat” is widely believed to have originated on TikTok in early 2023, when a creator named @CozyCoupleChronicles posted a viral video captioned “First comes love, then comes marriage… then comes a cat named Pickles.” The video, which featured a montage of newlywed couples adopting cats, quickly racked up millions of views and sparked a trend.

Soon, other creators joined in, using the phrase in captions like, “When you know it’s serious: they’re ready to get a cat 🐈” and parodying dating milestones with references to feline adoption. The hashtag #GetACat trended across platforms, with users sharing relationship updates and jokingly speculating when their significant others would be ready to “get a cat.”

By late 2024, the phrase had entered broader slang usage as a cheeky way to describe tying the knot, solidifying its status in modern lexicon.

“Did you hear, Sally and Roger are going to get a cat?”
“Oh how nice, they are such a cute couple.”

by RimJobJimSlob December 15, 2024

cat-tam

A dark haired girl who can be shy but socializes in the form of word hunt. Her brain too big for game pigeon. ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Cat-tam plays word hubt

by December 07, 2021

cat nuke

A phenomenon that occurs when a cat is startled, typically as a result of something completely insignificant, setting off other nearby cats in a cat-dense area, causing a positive feedback loop of mayhem. In particular, nearby fragile objects on top of furniture, and in some cases the furniture itself, are likely to be damaged or destroyed in such an event.

- Grandma's vase was completely destroyed because of a cat nuke.

by Jackyfox May 01, 2025

cat nuke

A cat nuke is a type of chain reaction where one cat freaking out, typically over utterly nothing, causes other cats to start freaking out as well, causing mayhem.

Johnny dropped his dish soap near all the cats and detonated a cat nuke

by Jackyfox March 21, 2025

Nigga cat

He will catch you outside and beat you until you nut in his oblong face and screams POGGGGGGGGG

Nigga cat: jumps you in the dark and beats you down

by Nigga pog May 01, 2020