Jack

A certified twink

‘Jack is such a twink and likes feet’

by bigmacwil January 30, 2021

Crunkin' Jacks

Performed like a jumping jack however more intense and while yelling out words like Lil' Jon. Intense jumping jacks with Lil' Jon like energy

Joe: *jumping jack* YEAH!!!
Joe: *jumping jack* WHAT!!!

Conrad: What are you doing?

Joe: Crunkin' Jacks!!!

by Chipper 52 July 7, 2010

Jack

The name of a man with small penis

Jack had a tiny penis

by Neggy559 October 15, 2018

jack nims

An Asian boi who likes to say moist and has this weird one hand dance. Also has a large phopa.

Did you see that dude he was totally acting like a jack Nims.

by Datboiiiiiiiiiii12345678999999 November 15, 2017

Jack

Stupid bitch who can't do pushups and has no right telling people they have bad pushups dumb bitch thinks weights will reduce his height skinny little boy Jack deserves the ring dinger

Jack:That's the worst pushups I've ever seen
Person:i will box the shit outta you jack

by anonymous August 28, 2022

wakey jack

A wakey jack occurs when your female companion you sleep with, wakes you up by jacking you off. Can also be referred to as a jack wakey.

John: Dude, I feel so alive!

Larry: Why are you so cheerful...

John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!

by Zephyr560 April 18, 2014

Jack

A certain man that is everything a woman looks for. His IQ is genius and he has a very dark sense of humour but will love and protect his partner to the ends of the Earth. You can trust him with anything and you’ll be well rewarded - his cock is HUGE! Meeting a man like Jack will mess with your head and, if you’re lucky enough to date him, he’ll mess up your insides too 😈

Girl 1: I’m dating Jack now *smiles*
Girl 2: I’ll make sure we take you to hospital to have your ovaries put back in place *laughs*
Girl 3: No fair! I wanted to ride that monster cock!

by JayTralock June 8, 2019