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Mash potato head

When you’re high on marijuana and your scalp feels all weird and your head high.
Person 1: this strain gives me mash potato head

Person 2: okay.
by Stonerdude42069666 November 23, 2018
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Potato Headed Mongoose

A potato headed Mongoose is a person so stupid that whenever they talk it causes of chemical reactions to occur in the brain that instantly result in immediate pain, occurring in the pressure points all throughout the body. You can easily track down these people on their Visco-wannabe Instagram accounts that they made without their parent's permission so that whenever they look at their phone, they must delete the app. In the real world, they are often found in the back of classrooms or at the school canteen, talking loudly and thinking that they are cool when, in fact, they are the total opposite. The potato headed Mongoose are found often wearing clothes from retail stores such as Supré, where whenever they shop there, they receive many raised eyebrows as they purchase clothes that are well beyond their visual years. These people are most often female, have not gotten their first period yet act like they do, and receive the kids menu whenever they go to restaurants even when they're teenaged.
Potato Headed Mongoose: OMG, did you see what Stacey posted on Insta? SO NOT OG!
Literally everyone else in the room: SHUT UP YOU POTATO HEADED MONGOOSE
by FratGuy1234 October 3, 2019
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Red Head Men

I just picked up some "Red Head Men" they're delicious.
by BrokenDragon April 2, 2016
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four headed penis

what a spiny anteater has. I DARE YOU TO LOOK AT IT. See you in the mental hospital pal.
My brother went insane from looking at a four headed penis.
by JustARandomScout September 8, 2017
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head lice Detector

Someone who adopted a pet lice and took it to the next level. Someone you pisses in you pool just to annoy you. Some one who HATES sharing there lice.
“AYO!, do me a favor and gimme some lice bro!” “NO YOU SMELLY WELLY !” “I AINT SHARING MY LICE!” “What a head lice detector!”
by Sam o shame ass July 6, 2021
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Why not go head

Me: look at this sticker
Friend: oh cool it says why not go head
by ~[•.•]~ June 23, 2022
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cotten headed ninny

that asshole who eats your poptarts without asking
by i am a threat November 19, 2018
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