Do a Kristan

stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.

one sec fellas, gotta go Do a Kristan

by elbananollamo March 21, 2022

What your going to want to do guy

That guy (or gal)! Typically a neighbor. Always knows YOUR best course of action. Appears less intelligent than the "what I would have done" guy (usually not on location).

Whilst trying to figure out the assembly of a swing set you nosy neighbor peeks in to explain the obvious. Once again he proves to be the ultimate what your going to want to do guy.

by Reginald Peterson August 23, 2011

do you need roblox for your rabloox

what you say to anger 7 year olds but tame them with free robux like a 40 year old single mom

do you need roblox for your rabloox jack
ITS ROBUX FOR MY ROBLOX ACCOUNT AND YES

by why didn't you dab March 4, 2019

Do a Harry

Mid-masturbation with cats loose in your home, proceed to finish while said cat/s run through your legs, covering their fur in semen.

Person 1: I was at a party last night and I stroked the host's cat, but I met an unwelcome surprise as it seemed that someone had been careless enough to do a Harry, so needless to say I had to clean myself up with my tongue, in a cat-like fashion.

Person 2: Wow, you skirrowed it there mate.

by rentboythrowaway September 5, 2017

Doing a pinky

The act of deliberately telling a decent joke that normally would receive a simple ha or a mild smile in order to test if a love interest is also interested in the one telling the joke.
Word explanation
Before one is getting in a bath he utilises his pinky to check if the water isn't too hot in order to safely take place in the bath. This act is called doing a pinky

John: I did a pinky yesterday on Emma
Top: And, did she laugh?
John: Yeah man she was Lolling all over the place!
Tom: Dude, she totally wants the D man.
John: I don't know tho, but I'm sure as hell doing a pinky again on her.

by CutNracker January 2, 2017

do the do

To do something, anything. The phrasing is intended to be as vague as possible.
Usually used within the context of "the thing I/We need to do".

It's past lunch, if I don't do the do now I'll regret it later.

The car's outside. Shall we do the do?

by anonymous August 9, 2023

Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.

Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh dear, he's doing a David again!

by Big-t Tarzan December 4, 2023