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Pat The Cheese 

The act of forcefully holding in a fart.
Dude, I have to fart so bad right now.

Just pat the cheese!
Pat The Cheese by The rapist!! February 19, 2012

ham n cheese 

going HAM but with a side of cheese.
Jim: Yo, we goin Ham tonight?

Mike: Nah dawg, we goin Ham N Cheese!!
ham n cheese by mexicannig69 May 11, 2012

Big Mac With Cheese 

The definition of "Big mac with cheese" is a insult also a comparison to a young teenager, Yob or chav because they stand outside mc donalads or jobcenter holding their genitalia talking about their super charged turbo 1.1 fiesta with a big bore exhaust, "ayye I lad " accent, Pure gas so they are "big" Wanna be macs "mac They are pathetic an greasy makes the "cheese"
1. Scum in a tracksuit also know as "big mac with cheese"

2.Criminals waiting for a burger

Urban Grilled Cheese 

Traditionally grilled cheese has been a piece of processed cheese and texas toast, but demanding socialites and philanthropists increasingly desire posh alternatives to traditional favourites.

Introducing the urban grilled cheese. What is it, you might ask.

Urban grilled cheese isn't about what it is. It is about who you are and who you know, obviously.
Urban Grilled Cheese: Organic avocado from the valleys of Tripoli, fresh blended pesto from local organic sources, sun-ripened tomatoes grown in pesticide-free organic gardens, wood-fired stone oven foccaccia crustini from organic grains - obviously, a medley of kosher goat gruyere, fresh mozzarella, fresh churned emanthol.

Shaking the Cheese 

Shaking your boobs.

Origin: I was making easy mac and I was shaking the cheese packet causing my tits to shake rapidly back and forth. Shaking the cheese.
I went to a strip club and she was shaking the cheese.

grading the cheese

when a girl rubs her bare ass while farting on a mans six pack.
this girl and i were dancing last night and she started grading the cheese