A 'dirty hurty' is when a person applies faecal matter to a coarse piece of sandpaper (preferably 60 grit) and then goes on to use it as a masturbatory device. the rest is up to the imagination.
by DirtyHurty69 May 13, 2016
When your girl is acting up and you punish her by lining the toilet bowl with saran wrap without her knowing. After she sits and wamps a dougie, her cooch is filled with fecal matter resulting in a dirty mudgett.
Petrina was being such a bitch that Eric took matters into his own hands and gave her miserable ass a dirty mudgett.
by Mizznuts January 24, 2022
A sloth like male👨 that does nothing but play bass🐟 fishin🎣 on Xbox 🎮and browse for protection🔫on his phone📱. Whilst slobbering with his dogs🐶.
by BubukittyFUCK February 27, 2021
When a straight individual becomes so intoxicated they become homosexual momentarily and attempt to indulge in homosexual relations.
This dude at the party last night got so drunk he started touching my pants. He definitely looked like a Dirty Wardlow.
by Phil McCockner November 29, 2021
by LordDarthmare December 05, 2020
by T.P. for your bunghole September 21, 2017
Dirty srikruti is one who loves cute women and enjoys hugs and long embraced kissing. She is not one to fuck on day 1, but with some time she will enjoy it.
by dynamicmodel2.0 May 10, 2020