A 'dirty hurty' is when a person applies faecal matter to a coarse piece of sandpaper (preferably 60 grit) and then goes on to use it as a masturbatory device. the rest is up to the imagination.
by DirtyHurty69 May 13, 2016
Get the dirty hurtymug. To use a Girls nipples like the turning knobs on audio-equipment. The dirty cluelezz is often performed by Dj’s and other people from the music industry.
by Schmelzer July 27, 2022
Get the Dirty Cluelezzmug. A sexual act where one of the partners shits and cums into a bottle and mixes it, making the other partner consuming it.
by Monekeyjew March 14, 2022
Get the Dirty Godfreymug. When your getting down and dirty and your belt snaps. Fusco was sliding into third base, getting dirty, when his belt snapped.
by Moooooose2.000 May 4, 2021
Get the Dirty Fuscomug. The act of taking taken a newly met down syndrome clown to a remote field to lick whip cream off their dirty unwashed pubes. At this point a state trooper who also has Down syndrome catches you and joins in on the act of super passionate love making.
by Big daddy carlos December 23, 2022
Get the Dirty Chaffeemug. by Hujkl July 12, 2021
Get the Dirty the snowmug. The Dirty Khan can only be preformed by a khan himself. To start the procedure u must find a setting in which there is a ceiling fan and a bed below it. Next the partner must then go face down ass up towards the ceiling fan. Then the other partner will climb onto the ceiling fan and prepare for the drop. Next is the most crucial part as the aim is essential, if done improperly or not by a khan the penis may be shattered in the process. The Drop contains 2 crucial roles, the partner on the bed keeping her asshole wide open and the male partner preforming what is similar to a sword going into its sheath with masterful precision. The end result is then an instant orgasm and you both never fuckin talk about it after. Gay balls.
by mommy moment June 14, 2019
Get the Dirty Khanmug.