cat

that weird little shit that asks for your food, and money, and rubs up against your legs (idk why). Some have fur, some dont, some have balls, some don't. There are a lot of them in the world (again... idk why). They hail Satan regularly. They have been known to help the Antichrist. They are the ones keeping the fact that the world is flat from us. They are trying to kill alex jones for exposing their secrets. they are secretly plotting to kill you if you own them. They have trackers special chips, implanted in their brains when they are babies, and the only way to make them work for you and defeat them once and for all. They are the most vile beings on the planet.

that cat is trying to blow us up, GRAB THE DETONATOR OUT OF ITS HAND

by Total Rebel April 12, 2019

Feral cat blood

An attractive but mentally unstable female using her menstrual blood as paint.

I came home to find my now ex girlfriend finger painting with "Feral Cat Blood". She said it was part of a Voodoo spell to make me fall in love with her.

by Menace the solicitor September 30, 2025

cat

NOUN
a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractable claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed.
synonyms:
feline · Tiddles · Tibbles · tom · more
informal
NORTH AMERICAN
(especially among jazz enthusiasts) a man.
"this West Coast cat had managed him since the early 80s" · more
historical
a short tapered stick used in the game of tipcat.

my cat

by Shurker omaar November 23, 2021

cat landing

lucky escape. From the phrase 'land like a cat.'

It is a cat landing that you managed to fling off your enemies.

by uttam maharjan September 2, 2010

Walking On Cats

A thing commonly done by normal human girls, which comprises of stepping on the common house-pet known as a cat, in a deadly manner. All Human Girls Do This. It Is Normal.

"I am not the entity. i am a normal human girl, who like other normal human girls, likes Walking On Cats. thats how you know i am a human girl and definitely not the entity." - Nea

by Axolotlwithagun March 18, 2022

ultra cool hep cat

The Heppest Coolest Stylish Groovie Sophisticated Individual, anywhere.

He is a Ultra Cool Hep Cat, he makes everyone else look square.

by Uncle Tony 855 July 9, 2022

Cat

How the fuck don't you know what a god damn CAT IS you mongoloid. Why would you even look that up on the Urban dictionary? There are actually fucking dictionaries for real words you retard.

If you don't know what a cat is, you probably don't know what a sentence is either.

by Bigger Lebowski October 6, 2017