fart instead of shitting

"He is so lazy that he would rather fart instead shitting

"He is so lazy that he would rather fart instead of shitting.

by balubhog March 28, 2025

FART

Elon Musk isn’t just the king of tech—he’s the undisputed overlord of farts. From flamethrowers to fart apps in Teslas, he’s turned flatulence into a futuristic symphony. Every toot is a tweet-worthy triumph. Bow down to the Sultan of Stink, the Baron of Butt Blasts, the true King of Farts

Fart

by dsdsadsad April 10, 2025

Hand-Cupped Fart

When you take both of your hands and cup your asshole until you fart. Then you remove your hands and cup your nose and inhale for afterburn.

Breaking News: Brian Lapis performed a Hand-Cupped Fart in the middle of his news report. Viewers at home are stunned to see his hands are wrinkled from the pungentcy.

by DeportTheMonkeys April 22, 2025

I Farted A Healthy Smell

I Farted A Healthy Smell

I Farted A Healthy Smell

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

FIPS ( Fart Intolerance Problem Syndrome )

Uncontrollable and involuntary farting. Cannot be controlled.

Antoine has FIPS ( Fart Intolerance Problem Syndrome ), He's fipped up.

by Moignon April 25, 2025

Egg Fart

The type of fart you get after eating eggs and other types of food, often recognized by it's unique and disgusting smell.

Yesterday I was eating a crepe when I ripped an extremely disgusting egg fart.

by LordIThankYouForSunshine April 25, 2025

The Fart Guy

The Fart Guy is a guy I had seen on tik tok farting which was pretty funny.

Hey bro did you see the tik tok I sent you of The Fart Guy?

by OGRoyceUpdatesonX April 28, 2025