p finger

Penis fingers, because you fuck everything you touch.

Greg, you really p fingered that report at our work job.

by mmmmchicken May 06, 2018

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Doodie Finger

When you go to wipe your ass and you get shit on your finger.

“I had the screen door shits this morning and when I went to wipe my ass, I got doodie finger.” Jayson

by BUTT0N February 09, 2021

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Icicle Fingers

The term used between girls when describing their boyfriends going down on them if their hands weren't *ahem properly warmed up.

"Debra, Dave and I had such a wonderful time last night"
"I heard"
"What about your night, I mean we're both on our second honeymoon."
"I started down on him and then he wanted to flip it around so I got on my back and the A/C was on and well, he froze me down there."
"Oh no"

"Oh yes, he had Icicle Fingers"

by staciaw February 04, 2016

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