Monkey 

Known across the wide vast plain we call 2012 YouTube, these little bastards will throw shit at you’re gram gram til someone finally decides to film it.

You: Yo Jim did you see that video of that monkey eating his own shit?

Jim: Wait are you just listing things you saw on YouTube years ago just to see if people would like it on the damn Urban Dictionary?

Monkey by ThatOneGuy07 March 21, 2020

Monkey Blast 

When a female farts and it slides up the front and blasts out her vagina.

That fart ended up monkey blasting right up the front!

Monkey Blast by sks4540 March 21, 2020

Monkey 

A monkey is someone who makes monkey noises, or acts like a braindead human being.

James Abuan is a fucking monkey

Monkey by alogarithm March 31, 2020

Monkey 

A monkey is a brain dead human who has no semblance of human personality

James Abuan is a fucking monkey, nO cAp

Monkey by alogarithm March 31, 2020

Monkey 

What you call your teammates in League of Legends when they ARAM it midlane and coin flip the game.

My team is a bunch of random monkeys in the jungle with no brain!

Monkey by yiuieieuejs April 5, 2020

Monkey 

SuperEvilAzmil is a Monkey

This Monkey is really stupid.

Monkey by not me LOL April 9, 2020

Monkey ass

ass so fat it makes peoole go bananas

MIA GOT MONKEY ASS!!!!

Monkey ass by Mia_zay_qua April 10, 2020