Smoking Like a Horse 

An activity has become so frenzied that it has reached a fire like pace and the friction is creating smoke.

Damn. Erik is smoking like a horse today.

Smoking Like a Horse by Goblin13 December 30, 2019

I like swords 

1. A reference to Nuklear Power's web comic 8 Bit Theater where the Fighter repeats the phrase to the Guard, who can only reply "Welcome to Cornelia." Used to show automatic responses in nerdy groups and express disinterest in the topic.

2. Way of saying you prefer penis to pussy

Guy 1: Want to hear about my surgery?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: Well it went great.
Guy 2: I like swords
Guy 1: *continues to go on
Guy 2: *Every few minutes I like swords

Girl: Who are you here with tonight?
Gay guy: I like swords

I like swords by Tweedle_the_Bard January 17, 2020

Acting like A Nunes 

Fashioning actions after an idiotic politician.

I voted the guy in and now he is acting like a Nunes, a real ass that doesn't care about what is important to me, just himself while wearing that shit eating grin.

Acting like A Nunes by hhillbilly January 23, 2020

Cooking like Pozniak

When a male has finished the job, pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, but before he’s done, he pulls out some chest hair and garnishes his leftovers in a salt bae manner.

I walked in on my flat mate last night, he was with a bird. He must have been conkers deep with her as he was “Cooking like Pozniak” when I caught them.

Cooking like Pozniak by VinceVegas January 24, 2020

Kinda-like son 

A person who's like a son to you

That guy's like a son to me , he's my kinda-like son

Kinda-like son by Hytg January 26, 2020

smells like a wet towel 

an idiomatic phrase insinuating that the subject has some quality that is not appealing to the senses; not to be construed literally

That bar smells like a wet towel.

smells like a wet towel by AnubisIbizu February 20, 2020

Bent like a shrimp

A Cajun term for being so inebriated that you’re slouched over like a shrimp 🍤

When someone asks you “how drunk are you?”, your reply would be “ma’am I’m bent like a shrimp”

Bent like a shrimp by Gymrat48 February 22, 2020