A saying popular among adults, which means if you do not open your mouth you will not get what it is you want.
Jane was too quiet at the birthday party, and when everyone got their food, she was last to get hers.
Mother came to Jane and said 'Why aren't you eating?'
Jane responded 'I do want to eat...'
Mother concluded, "A closed mouth doesn't get fed. Next time open your mouth."
Mother came to Jane and said 'Why aren't you eating?'
Jane responded 'I do want to eat...'
Mother concluded, "A closed mouth doesn't get fed. Next time open your mouth."
by NIS April 26, 2013
man: so katie dumped you for man #3 because you didn't give her enough love?
man #2 yo bitch get off my lawn!
man #2 yo bitch get off my lawn!
by fittypence June 02, 2007
In the world of born-again Christianity, a get-out-of-hell-free-card is a lame excuse an evangelical will use to justify or sugarcoat their shortcomings in order to keep up the illusion that they are still morally, intellectually and consciously superior to all the non-believing secularists. Oftentimes these lame excuses come in the form of Bible verses or paraphrased Bible quotes, but sometimes they will just comletely make shit up. One of the most popular get-out-of-hell-free-cards is the saying: "We err because we're human, but we constantly strive to be perfect like Jesus in every way." A more crazy rationalization for bad behavior is the accusation, "How can any of us mortals truly expect to comprehend the wisdom of God, which is so mighty that even the greatest of us stumble over His ignorance?"
Linda: Teens should wait until they're married before having sex.
Greg: At what age did you lose your virginity?
Linda: If you must know, I was 12. But that doesn't make it okay. We err because we're human, but being a Christian means that we constantly strive to be like Jesus in every way. Just because I sinned doesn't mean you have to also.
Greg: Wow, it sounds like she just used her get out of hell free card.
- - -
Bob: Woah, Georgie. You totally missed that grazing buck with your AK-47 and just killed that entire wedding party!
Georgie: How can any of us mortals truly expect to comprehend the wisdom of God, which is so mighty that even the greatest of us stumble over His ignorance?
Bob: Uh, yeah. I think your get out of hell free card is expired.
Greg: At what age did you lose your virginity?
Linda: If you must know, I was 12. But that doesn't make it okay. We err because we're human, but being a Christian means that we constantly strive to be like Jesus in every way. Just because I sinned doesn't mean you have to also.
Greg: Wow, it sounds like she just used her get out of hell free card.
- - -
Bob: Woah, Georgie. You totally missed that grazing buck with your AK-47 and just killed that entire wedding party!
Georgie: How can any of us mortals truly expect to comprehend the wisdom of God, which is so mighty that even the greatest of us stumble over His ignorance?
Bob: Uh, yeah. I think your get out of hell free card is expired.
by Tim Gay July 31, 2009
"It's like getting two birds stoned at once."
by XDavid PolicastroX January 28, 2009
by Carlos12343 April 10, 2010
by shadeyt November 07, 2018
Originally a rolling stong stones live album, (get yer ya ya's out) the term usually means "to get your extra energy out" or "to blow off some steam". One can do this many ways, it really depends on what type of person you are.
j: hey
j: fine then dont answer me :(
me: sorry i was getting ma ya yas out.
j: what?!
n: my ya yas...
j: your WHAT?!
n: i was blowin off some steam alright? chilll
j: ....
j: so... how do you get your ya-ya's out?
n: youll never know :)
j: fine then dont answer me :(
me: sorry i was getting ma ya yas out.
j: what?!
n: my ya yas...
j: your WHAT?!
n: i was blowin off some steam alright? chilll
j: ....
j: so... how do you get your ya-ya's out?
n: youll never know :)
by loyaltallie February 03, 2011